Avoiding You
23rd August 2006
Another poster for a new airline, found in rubbish at Heathrow airport.
Should passengers have a say on who flies on planes?
Yes, of course they should have been thrown off the flight. They asked for it, flying with beards and speaking Arabic was provocative in the current climate. They should have learnt another language, perhaps Finnish, and gone with the goatee look. Also, they should have worn amusing 'Gonzo' hats and smiled to show they have a good sense of humour, because they were frowning way too much. When I fly, I always munch on a bacon sarnie and do Homer Simpson impressions in the waiting lounge.
Ahmed, London, UK